Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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