3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
A+ Viking dick
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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