everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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