I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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