I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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