ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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