with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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