Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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