when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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