if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
