We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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