So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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