So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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