I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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