Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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