STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just want to make out with him forever
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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