Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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