I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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