somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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