I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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