apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The uberlube is also flammable
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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