It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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