New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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