Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i think my tv is drunk
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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