i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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