like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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