First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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