my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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