dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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