1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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