Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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