so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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