i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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