She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
