just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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