epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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