the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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