You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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