After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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