well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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