Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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