you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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