When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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