yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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