new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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