Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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