; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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