when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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