I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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