I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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