i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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