i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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