It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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