No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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