Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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