That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Randomize
