FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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