if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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