Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i can't believe i had my finger in that
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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