How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Text me some of your sweat
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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