i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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