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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.

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(252): I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real. http://tfl.nu/u784

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(503): View more from Oregon

I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed

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(503): I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed http://tfl.nu/wtld

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again

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(617): you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again http://tfl.nu/3f6n

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(713): View more from Texas

S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

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(713): S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B? http://tfl.nu/ysr8

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

so I ended up banging her last night

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dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?

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i don't even remember

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(414): so I ended up banging her last night (1-414): dude I remember her. You sure it was a her? (414): i don't even remember http://tfl.nu/73hr

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(513): View more from Ohio

Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.

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(513): Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot. http://tfl.nu/qalf

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(+49): View more from Germany

This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.

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(+49): This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood. http://tfl.nu/u9vs

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice

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(617): thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice http://tfl.nu/qv1j

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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(832): Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool. http://tfl.nu/d5dr

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(312): View more from Illinois

My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.

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(312): My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass. http://tfl.nu/uedc

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(757): View more from Virginia

According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.

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(757): According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home. http://tfl.nu/o9bo

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(514): View more from Quebec

Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of

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of drugs

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(514): Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of (514): of drugs http://tfl.nu/70rd

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(+61): View more from Australia

So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?

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(+61): So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma? http://tfl.nu/bhgl

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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you

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(904): All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you http://tfl.nu/8984

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(786): View more from Florida

Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.

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(786): Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel. http://tfl.nu/klyg

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