She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.