I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list